post the stupidest band names you've heard

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Post 1 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Tuesday, 31-Aug-2010 23:00:25

The first one that comes to mind for me is the Goo Goo Dolls. What were they smoking to come up with a name like that, and more importantly, how did they succeed so well with a name that puts an image in my mind of a bunch of guys getting high and sucking on pacifiers just for the hell of it, and then saying goo goo ga ga or something, and then saying "hey man, we should, like totally name our band after this."
Then there's bands that use the singer's name as their name, such as Daughtry, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, etc. First, this demonstrates a lack of creativity, and second, how do the rest of the members in those bands feel? They must feel like second rate garbage because the singer has just focused all the spotlight on themselves by putting their own name before everyone else's.
Finally, I can't stand it when metal bands put hate in their name. OK, I get that you're badasses, you're anti-religion, anti-establishment, all of that, so there's no need to wave that macho flag in my face by calling yourselves Hatebreed, hate Eternal, Hatesphere, etc. Those are just a few of the ones i can think of that fall into this category.
Now, having said all this, most of the bands I mentioned have decent music. I just don't like their names. So go ahead and add to this list with your own pet peeves about band names, or just plain ridiculous ones, and I'm sure I'll come back later with some more too.

Post 2 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Wednesday, 01-Sep-2010 0:24:36

Quiet drive, how tha?

Maybe they have to be quiet when they drive? lol

That's how stupid it is.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 01-Sep-2010 19:09:14

panic at the disco...wtf?

Post 4 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 14:02:01

mandrake paddle steamer
the friendly apple
the co co shandy experience
dogs die in hot cars

i'll look through my record collection and post more later, there are so many promo cds and lps i've gotten over the years that i've just found hillairious

Post 5 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 14:05:34

oh, i forgot
spooky tooth
ultimate spinitch
the bonzo dog doo dar band, even though that was intentionally funny, as was captain beetheart
fin lizzy. Just why?
i'll be back, but i'll leave you with this highly inventive one...
the electric prunes

Post 6 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 15:34:59

Oh my! So many names, but one that immediately comes to mind is the Butthole Surfers.

Post 7 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:13:43

Oh yes, some of those are definitely ridiculous. Ultimate Spinach and the Electric Prunes though were probably outrageous as a product of their environment, as in look at the time in which they were playing. I'm sure they were high on something when they thought of those names. Great stuff though.
As for Dogs Die in Hot Cars, that one is just wow...I never understood where the hell that one came from.

Post 8 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:35:04

ultimate spinitch were just amazing, have you ever heard their self titled album? eego trip is mindblowing, I'm such a hippy at heart lol i'll shut up before i go any further

how about the purple gang? that's a neet name, but still
the foggy duo
and last but not least, well for now anyway...
hapsash and the coloured coat
makes you wonder why they only had 1 album...

Post 9 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:37:09

Ultimate Spinach's self-titled album was the only one I really cared for, and yes, it was awesome!

Post 10 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:44:53

Oh how could i forget fuzzy duck? lol
or tinkerbell's fairy dust?
I'll look through my box of psychedelic 45s later on and give some more stupid names, there are some hillairious ones in there that have gone completely out of my head...
piece for now

Post 11 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:47:28

Oh yeah, how did I forget Fuzzy Duck? Or how about the Blues Magoos?

Post 12 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:51:56

And I'm jealous, you're lucky to have psychedelic 45's lol. I've really been getting into that type of music lately, especially the more underground stuff. The weirder the better.

Post 13 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 16:58:15

lol I'm in the process of digitising most of them, so if you'd be interested in a mixtape drop me a line, it's what I was rased up on, so i have some insanely obscure stuff.

I've just found my absolute favourite...
there is a local band that play around here, a punk band i think and their name is..



pope on a roap

lol!!!!

Post 14 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 17:26:28

Yellowcard
Lady gaga
pretty much all rap and RNB singers.

Post 15 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 18:05:42

Yellowcard? Isn't that a soccer reference though?
Hope on a Rope, that made me laugh. I will definitely get in contact with you soon.

Post 16 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 18:17:27

nah, pope as in head of the catholic church, on a roap, you've gotta love that :p
listening to a record by devendra banhart if he counts lol
if you want stupid song titles, look at the track list for t rex's my people were fair and had sky in their hair lp, some awsome ones on there, as there are on the other early lps by them

Post 17 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 18:21:15

Oops, my bad. Well, that's just as funny. I must really not have been paying attention, lol.

Post 18 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 18:43:02

The Backstreet Boys.
They are anything but backstreet. Mommy washing your little hairless tushys don't count. To me backstreet means badass, leathers, if you're gonna be backstreet and boys, you're about 14, still smoke cloves, flick lighters behind the bushes the rest of the rig.
Oh that probably fits a few in the age range on here anyway.
But that's the band name I find most misfitting for the band. They should be the Parlor Gays.

Post 19 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 18:46:32

my chemical romance.

Post 20 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 02-Sep-2010 22:10:43

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Hall and Oates
They're not stupid names, but whenever I see bands with last names listed like that, it makes me think of an attourney's office. *smile*

Post 21 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 0:05:16

Well, that goes back to what I said about bands who lack creativity. You came up with much better examples than I did.

Post 22 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 4:57:48

for the first post, the googoo dolls got there name from a True Detective add for a toy called a googoo doll.
as for the weirdest names I can think of, duck bomb, the nitty gritty dirt band, and my personal favorite, underwear yardsale. Yes, underwear yardsale, imagine being the guy that has to introduce them at concerts.

Post 23 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 8:45:57

bowling for soup. i love the band though.

Post 24 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 10:44:20

While most band names do have significance to the group/artist, they still are weird names. Here are some more that I thought of:

Smashmouth
Smashing Pumpkins
Nine Inch Nails
Bush
Puddle of Mud
Matchbox 20
Dishwalla

Now don't get me wrong, I do like some songs by some of these groups, but I still think the names are a little weird, or have asked myself, "How did they come up with that one?"

I'm sure I'll be back with more.

Post 25 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 12:03:00

oh my god I love emerson lake and parmer, saw them live recently and they were absolutely amazing...
pink floyd. It came from 2 blues musitions or something like that, but still, what a name

Post 26 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 12:04:53

Half man half biscuit.

Post 27 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 12:58:32

I was going to say puddle of mud. lol. what is the point? really?
What about names like, Li'l Wayne and Young Jeezy and wasn't there a Li'l Richie once? What the hell? How can you say you are badass, yet you have a name like Li'l Wayne? lol just wow.

Post 28 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 16:04:24

Here are a few lesser known ones
laura's garden
k15
oktopuss, yes it is spelled like that
ducks on the pond
the witch's spoon
the lion and the postman
I'll give some more later lol

Post 29 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 03-Sep-2010 20:47:37

Puddle of Mudd had to do with the bands practice space getting flooded. That's how they came up with the name.
Psychostick.

Post 30 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 04-Sep-2010 16:56:05

Limp Bizkit. Really?

Post 31 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 04-Sep-2010 18:39:51

Infected mushroom.
Iron and wine.
and my favourite for now...


doctor cripin and the patients

Post 32 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 04-Sep-2010 19:10:50

the spin doctors. I love the group, but WTF kinda name is that? wow.

Post 33 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 05-Sep-2010 3:25:33

+44

Post 34 by charrington (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 06-Sep-2010 10:36:07

Nickel back... Worst band, ever!

Post 35 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 10:55:40

The Cars
The Doors
Foo Fighters

Post 36 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 12:45:47

Sublime.

Post 37 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 14:18:55

Tickle Me Pink. Just wow.

Post 38 by Dirty Little Oar (I'd rather be rowing.) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 15:48:10

Space Vacuum From Outer Space

Post 39 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 17:14:42

lol! tickle me pink?
the magic bus, named after an album by the who coincidentally, another silly name
the del vikings

Post 40 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 18:56:56

I disagree with ya DJ Chris on your nickelback comment.

Post 41 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 19:10:54

At post 38, that's insanely redundant, lol. The Magic Bus, that's really one of the most pathetic rip-offs I've ever heard of. Were they any good?

Post 42 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 19:43:28

Here's my contribution, monastat 7! I kid you not, that's an actual name for a band.

Post 43 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 20:43:19

Here's another one I heard, silver magot!

Post 44 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2010 22:49:47

The magic bus were surprisingly good, nice psych pop stuff, think the move/early status quo/the idle race, stupid name though. Reminds me of a band I've played a few gigs with and a friend of mine manages called magic marker.

Post 45 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Wednesday, 08-Sep-2010 13:36:10

Oh Jesus, I forgot about Limp Bizkit.
What about KoRn? Really, just why?

Post 46 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Wednesday, 08-Sep-2010 19:33:54

I was about to say Korn too.

Post 47 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 12:21:49

lmao here's a new band from london, fittingly their a folk group...
bergeler bill and the robber men...

Post 48 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 13:01:25

REM; I think that one's stupid.

Post 49 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 16:20:27

Here's some more psychedelic stuff I discovered with incredibly stupid names.
Lemon Fog
Killing Floor
Smokin' Bananas
Dirty Hatville
The Lemon Pipers

Post 50 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 21:53:40

lmao forgot about the lemmon pipers, green tamboreen's in my head now, where's my coppy gone?
and dirty hatvill? that one rings a bell...

what about the marmolaid?
or the all seeing eye?
or, and this is a great one I discovered today on one of those nuggits type compilations...
stuffed guys don't dance

Post 51 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 21:57:51

well here's another one I can hardly even type this...

angry looking men on bycicles!

Post 52 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 23:09:49

OMG, Stuffed Guys Don't Dance? I would certainly hope not, lmao!

Post 53 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Friday, 10-Sep-2010 23:08:36

I saw a band at a Hardware Bar in Pennsylvania called Fuzzy Bunny Slippers. They mostly played popular rock songs from the '80s to now.

Post 54 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 11-Sep-2010 11:40:37

Poptart Monkeys

Post 55 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 13:21:41

I had one and Rob made me forget it. dammit. lol

Post 56 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 13:25:33

Oh yeah I remember.
Apparently there is some group called, I kid you not,
The Circle Band.

Post 57 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 14:47:47

Lol. Hmmm here's some more modern rock bands I thought of.
Atomic Tangerine
Socialburn
Saliva
Time Spent Driving
Diecast
Slowreader

Post 58 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 17:28:53

lol are attomic tangereen a cross between atomic rooster and tangereen dream? both of which are rarther silly lol

Post 59 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 18:09:16

Not to my knowledge. They released one album and the singer had an extremely whiny voice, but that was really the only thing unique about them. They were just an average rock band.

Post 60 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 16-Sep-2010 17:19:52

Ah, yes, Saliva. How did I forget that one?

And, thanks to today's anagram,

Godsmack

Post 61 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 17-Sep-2010 0:30:34

Love me some godsmack. I wouldn't say diecast is dumb though, just strange. Same with Saliva.

Post 62 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Friday, 17-Sep-2010 13:42:04

Hmmm Godsmack has their highs and lows but there are some songs of theirs that I love. Serenity, Spiral, Re-Align, I Stand Alone, ok I'm done, this isn't the place for that.
I think there is a band somewhere called Atomic Kitten. lol just wow.
And this one isn't stupid, just strange: OceanLab. Where do they get OceanLab anyway?

Post 63 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Friday, 17-Sep-2010 14:05:20

Supposedly, Godsmack came up with their name by one of the band members asking the singer if God smacked him in the face. Then they said they knew it was an Alice In Chains song already, but the name was too good to pass up. Um, no, if you had to make that point, you were at least inspired by it. I won't accuse them of ripping it off since I like them, but ugh. I hate ripoffs more than anything.

Post 64 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 30-Sep-2010 21:01:19

Hoobastank

Post 65 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 03-Oct-2010 11:52:08

twink, he's an artist but still...

blow joe, seriously what were they thinking of?

Post 66 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Friday, 08-Oct-2010 8:20:28

Finger # 11. I don't know, just has a weird ring.

I can think of waaaaaay more single artists with stupid names, though. Lil Wayne. Stupid. Lady Gaga. Stupider. Fitty sent or however the hell you spell it. Stupidest. Yep, pretty much all the pop and rap shit. You can't say I'm wrong. Normal people don't put a Lil or a young up in front of their name just for the hell of it. What about Eminem? Oh my God! And he tries to be bad ass. That's like me threatening somebody with a gun and saying my name is Skiddles. hahaha, Skiddles is gonna kill you. I don't like that bubble gumb pop crap. That's why I hate that God forsaken music. I mean, T-pain? Really? Where in hell do they get this shit?

Jessie

Post 67 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Friday, 08-Oct-2010 13:31:36

Finger 11, hahahaha, that just sounds wrong. I hope for that poor guy's sake that said finger 11 isn't actually finger sized.

Post 68 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Friday, 08-Oct-2010 20:00:55

That's what I think when I hear Finger 11. hahaha, I've gotta dirty mind. I can't even say the name without chuckling like I'm horny. LOL, they're a rock band too. I guess they're pretty well liked. You know what another is I don't like? Plane white Ts. Oh Lord. They sing like they're gay, they act like they're gay, and their band name is a type of shirt. Dear God help me. haha

Jessie

Post 69 by metal angel (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Tuesday, 12-Oct-2010 21:55:57

frankie goes to hollywood

Post 70 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Wednesday, 13-Oct-2010 1:12:35

The thing about Plain White T's is I actually thought just from their name they were a rap group, so I didn't go near them with a 10 foot pole until I heard Hey There Delilah on the radio and was completely shocked.

Post 71 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2010 18:45:52

Tinker bells fiary dust? What the fuck? ultimate spinitch

And but hole surfers sound to me like it could be wrong on so minni levels. ahahaha Another band I don't like is the broken bells, like why on earth would you name it that. It sound like, a fund raiser for a catholic church. ahaha Another I have ran acros is stone sour, sence when are stones supposed to be sour.

Post 72 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2010 18:50:19

Lol my chemical romance sound like a vikiden comercial for hormonal women.
Midal is gay, so take yo vikiden today! ahaha

Post 73 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Tuesday, 09-Nov-2010 19:49:01

Plain White T's wouldn't be a very good name for a rap group either. It's just boring.

Post 74 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Tuesday, 09-Nov-2010 20:04:02

Blue October

Post 75 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Wednesday, 10-Nov-2010 14:22:49

I like Blue October, they have an odd name, but I think it's just eccentric.

Post 76 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 10-Nov-2010 20:47:54

In my opinion, the following band/artist names are/were in poor taste...

the bgs, Garbage, everClear, no doubt, bananarama, the pointer sisters, rat, rainbow, foo fighters, rooster, the darkness, puff daddy, (including all of his other stage names over the years), lil wayne, young jock, (and most other current rap artists names, I guess most of the good ones are taken by now?), nickelback, captain beefheart, bush, osric tenticles, deep blue something, smashing pumpkins, ugly kid joe, red snapper, godsmack, anvil, gordian knot, sugarland, everlast, panic at the disco, moby grape, yellow card, the remmbrants, the butthole surfers, the 69 eyes, warrent, and, hubastank, (or however they spell it.) I may come back with more later. Finally, I'm not judging the music of any of the above, I'm just going by the quality of their names. Some of them are tolerable but some are awful, especially when you try to pair the name with the music. In many cases, they do not seem to compliment each other very much at all.

Post 77 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 11-Nov-2010 0:19:44

lol i think the hole idea of captain beetheart was to be as silly as possible
as was the idea with the bonzo dog doo dar band
yes i did just write that lol

Post 78 by musicgirl (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 28-Nov-2010 9:06:19

Hot Apple Pie. Lameness. Why would anyone name their band Hot Apple Pie?

Post 79 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 28-Nov-2010 18:13:38

because they like hot apple pie i guess, mmmm so do i actually :p
not a band name but a genre name, shoegaze. Just why?

Post 80 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Wednesday, 01-Dec-2010 14:11:11

The fuck is shoegaze, Rob? Stuff you listen to when you're so fucking high it goes interdimensional and time travelly and shiiiiit? rofl

Post 81 by dj outrage (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 01-Dec-2010 14:24:11

You'd think so wouldn't you? it's actually a rarther bland style of indi rock, i think, never been too sure what it is though, although i quite like a lot of it.
I'll go through the promos i've recieved recently later I remember there being some very um, ambitious names in there, not least being the tallist man on earth.

Post 82 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 01-Dec-2010 15:48:56

forever the sickest kid. also anything that starts with lil.